Funny sketches about students are successful among people of all ages and backgrounds - this is such a tribe. Everyone knows that the student body is the time of blossoming in a person's sense of humor.
Exams are a difficult time
Of course, the difficulties thatto overcome the student, reach their apogee in this period. All this reflects the sketches about the students, ridiculous to sarcasm. After all, in order to survive in some situations, it is required to approach humorously to solve many problems.
Many sketches on Student's Day are funny describe a resourceful studios, fantasies which envy any science fiction.
For example, a young guy goes out to answer withticket in hand. Professor wearily nods his head - they say, start. "Tentative and tentatevitye titi," says the student with his tongue hanging out. The professor's eyes are rounded: "What ?? Repeat, my friend, a question! What kind of titi? "The student says, sticking out his tongue, a clumsy phrase, which in the translation will sound like this:" You see, Professor, yesterday the dog bitten my tongue! "-" It can not be! How did this happen? "-" I ate a sandwich with sausage, and she ran by. I wanted to take my food away. Now I'm with a bitten tongue, and the dog with a bitten ears. And the question is: "Centrifugal and centripetal forces" ". The professor nods his head, and the student with the help of facial expressions and gestures tries to convey to him the answer to the question.
I will explain on the fingers the device of the world
In general, the described episode can serve as a stringplot for many interludes, starting a remarkably funny scene. KVN about students inimitably decorate a miniature in which a pantomime cunning tells not only about centrifugal and centripetal forces, but also retells the content of Othello, explains the structure of the atom, answers the question "Animal World of Australia".
Alternatively, you can include an interpreter takenOf the number of students who know the subject well. Even more fun will be the option, when the pantomime of a young man who knows nothing translates to the same professor, but has confidence in his rightness.
So you can not think of it - it had to be sometime!
Funny sketches about students are mostly bornfrom real facts. These are so-called short anecdotes, turned into miniatures. Many funny sketches about the students in the plot are based on the lack of money of this social layer, but the resilient character of young people, aimed not at the present, but in the future, helps them "not to sweat" about it. For example, situations related to the saying "an eternally hungry student" may well become seeds, from which the sketches for student's day grow, funny and a little sad.
In the student dining room, a boy buys twosausages to take out. A fat saleswoman jokingly joked: "Something new ... You, Petrov, do not walk, do you have a holiday?" - "Yes, Taisia, I celebrate the anniversary ... Yes, more, please, 18 forks!" In the dining room door, students who are waiting for the jubilee .
Dedication to students
Funny scenes that must be played outduring this first student's holiday, ridiculously ridicule the life of frivolous young people. On the one hand, they, it seems, do not care about the assessments, deductions from the educational institution and the life difficulties faced by their fate. But on the other hand, now the student has other priorities, "saints" and "gods." Therefore, funny sketches about students at this event are to some extent based on the fear of young people in front of the dean's office, strict teachers and exams.
The "Stub of the World"
You can play a humorous dedication instudents, where the speech is given to the "elder". Young guys sit in a circle, just like the Indians do. They have pens and pencils in their hair instead of feathers. They smoke a "peace stub", which is circling. To make sketches about students, funny and full of sarcasm, have a success, it is necessary to pay special attention to the equipment of artists: "wise elders" are dressed in tights with elongated knees and t-shirts with funny inscriptions, and "budding young" - in suits with ties and white shirts.
Elder's speech to young students
"My friends!To you who are entering the path of war with the all-powerful and cruel queen of science, one who already knows the hardships of this battle turns his word. Remember the name of the great and almighty student god named Anunah!
But know, we have no less powerfulthe goddess is the patroness of students named Khalyava, who concurrently performs the position of the wife of Anunah. To her, the most kind and unpredictable, we draw nightly and daily our hot prayers and tearful requests for help.
Help his relatives Anunahu,substitute gods: brave and cheerful brother Nuifigto, beautiful sisters Dapotom, Kaknibuduzh and Neschas, the kindest, ever-harming Anunahu devera Yasodral, Bottom, Shporast. In grief and trouble the student is always consoled by the son-in-law of Anunah, who are with him in friendship: Nounessam, Peresdam and Akadem.
Constantly at war with Anunahjust as the all-powerful despot god Deccan. This with his hard hand ruins the fate of many of our compatriots! And it is he who is trying to overthrow Anunah and turn the student brotherhood into botanism. But Anunakh with his retinue constantly defeats the deceits of the Dean's office, and pofigism together with the centuries-old raggedness continue to control the consciousness of a great and indestructible brotherhood!
It is worth remembering that the sinister Dean's helphis henchmen, the demons Nauchnuk, Kursovik, Nezaket and others. Special cynicism and cruelty among them stands out an evil despot Neud with his wife-malicious Just two.
All the dark forces spend their coven twice a year,when their power gets tremendous power. These covenants are called the terrible word Session. During the coven, students are instructed to lead a righteous life, in which there is no place for sleep, festivities, where everyone observes the fasting and abstaining from lasagna in the windows of the women's hostel, and also pray intensely to the good gods: Anunahu, Khalyava, Nuifigto, Shpora, and others.
That's the main thing, my children, what you need to know and remember, entering this slippery, full of suffering and agonizing way ... Amen! "
