Do you hate the fantasy melodrama "Twilight"?Annoy these problem characters and the sluggish relationship between them? Look at this story from another perspective, after watching the parody comedy "Vampire Suck". Maybe, in fact, everything is not so bad.
Vampire Town
The film "The Vampire Suck" begins with howyoung girl Becca Crane moves to the city of Sporox to live with her father. Frank Crane - the local sheriff, arranges her to school, where Becca meets new friends. But she is interested in the pale detached guy Edward Sallen and when they are put together in a biology class, they feel a mutual attraction. True, Becka immediately realized that something was wrong with the young man and she was convinced of this later, in the school parking.
This information makes the guys closer, and a dayBecky's birth Edward invites her to visit. But opening a gift, she will hurt her finger. At the sight of blood, the Sallen family loses control and attacks the birthday girl. Fortunately, Edward saves his beloved, but then offers to part for her own safety. From this moment the vampire disappears, and Becca draws close to her friend Jacob, whom she has long liked. But far from each other the guys are very hard, so they are ready for anything to be together again.
Jenne Proske
Becca Crane, probably the most adequate characterin the whole film. After all, much of what is happening in the Sport, it seems strange. Nevertheless, in her head too many cockroaches. For example, she talks, walks and even screams in her sleep into a shout. And after parting with Edward begins to expose himself to dangers, riding a motorcycle without hands and starting conflicts with bikers.
Matt Lanter
The pale and mysterious guy Edward Sallen like withkind of a serious vampire, but also doing stupid things. For example, he walks in the curlers around Becky's room while she sleeps. And after they parted, they flew completely off the reels. I became friends with Lady Gaga and left with her to live in Brazil, where in some hut I watched soap operas, seizing the mountain with ice cream.
Didrich Bader
Let's move on to Becky's father, Frank Crane.He is a sheriff and stands guard over the city, but there is no need to make hasty conclusions about him. The minister of law sleeps with an inflatable doll, does not pay attention to the riots that vampires arrange before his eyes, and do not hesitate to beat his Indian friend, chained to a wheelchair. But he loves his daughter, so he still drags her in a carry-over for children, and also did not forget to prepare for her arrival a surprise - a car that had been broken into a trash.
Chris Riggy
Jacob "White" - a werewolf, he tries not tocommunicate with vampires, but oddities and he has enough. Not only that the guy on all fours chases after every running cat, so he also turns into a chihuahua. But has four friends with naked torsos, ready to tear for him any enemy. From the very first meeting, he is in love with Beck Crane, but the girl does not reciprocate, because her head is packed with Edward Sullen.
Ken Jong
Daro is the head of the ancient clan "Solturi"which protects the laws of vampires. They are against Edward being with Becca until she enters their circle through the transformation. Edward does not agree with this, so there is a conflict between them. And it is not known how everything would end if Daro did not become the king of the ball.
Annalisa Van Der Paul
Jennifer's first girlfriend is Becky at the new school.She dreams of becoming the queen of the ball and very afraid of losing her boyfriend. The trouble will happen to someone who decides to take it off, for such cases, Jennifer carries in the bag a huge knife. Afraid not to be the first couple at the prom, they even decide to influence the outcome of the vote.
And yet it is!There is a category of viewers who will appreciate this project. After all, it is enough to recall the series of film parades "Very Scary Movie", and the plot of the movie "Vampire Suck", the actors who played the freak characters, and a dense stream of stupid humor will not seem so incompetent.